A trauma-informed, evidence-based guide for parents who want to talk to their kids about masturbation — but have absolutely no idea where to start. Covering every age from 0 to 18, this resource includes what's developmentally normal at each stage, the key messages to get across, and word-for-word scripts you can actually use. Honest, shame-free, and (where possible) genuinely funny — because the best conversations don't have to be excruciating.